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Sn t inspire me to pick up what I missed or to wait breathless for the next in the series I didn t have to do anything but follow the pattern I can t believe that I finally finished the series It only took me fifty years to do so Read them so out of order but oh well Also YES I KNOW THAT IS THIS BOOK 6 LEAVE ME ALONEOh ook at her once again giving Dexter 5 stars Life advice just skip book 3 Dexter In The DarkReading this made me think of the TV show which made me think of Michael C Hall which made me think of Six Feet Under now I wanna
"Watch Six Feet Under Such "Six Feet Under Such fucking depressing showshould I just reread the series but in the correct order Dexter is a mess Most people get better at their craft this was flailing and improv at best and not what I expect from Dexter To say I m disappointed in his digression is putting it mildly Cody and Astor are nice side characters Doakes is clumping along menacingly and good ole sis Deborah is toned down This feels wrong footed which suits the plotline but it wasn t to my taste I prefer precision and pride in craftsmanship Ok Okit was better than I expected Still a good 50 pages can be cut out with all the inner monologue ruminations of sweat traffic and food But I suppose those things make Dexter Dexter I still don t ike the story I Hela Cnau line involving the kids Especially Astor It just doesn t fit But the Brian storyline He s just in her for a few suspicious glimpses slight spoilers ye be warned Why do I torture myself Why am I reading another Dexter book after I swore them off than a year ago Because I wanted to make sure I was right and not just in some mood when I decided I didn tike these books Sure enough there are just some really really annoying things about Dexter in print as opposed to Dexter on are just some really really annoying things about Dexter in print as opposed to Dexter on I LOVE the show why do I oathe the books Usually I can separate the two and just deal with itI m trying to imagine if I had never seen a Dexter episode would I feel as much oathing as I do for the books Meh I Jace's Pet ll never know Actually yes I think I would because the author has a tendency to wax elouent about something for 3 paragraphs Then BANG hel slip in a significant detail in the middle of a paragraph Like 3 words that are really important and for someone The Mistake (Off-Campus, like me who reads fast maybe skips things occasionally or reads ahead you miss that tidbit then are completelyost again in endless descriptions of food clouds and sweat I skipped Dexter 5 and frankly there is nothing in my head that distinguishes anything whatsoever about the first 4 books They are all so similar in plotting pace and details that I would be hard pressed to recall any of it I mean I just totally didn t realize that BRIAN was still around the ICE TRUCK KILLER Ok I am totally confusing the show with the books but yep I totally missed the part in the BOOK that Brian got away And now he s back for who knows what reason And DOAKES is still around I knew he was still alive but he s still in the books as this suspicious angry walking Mr Potato Head I m going to give this 100 pages before I give up. With the fact that his witness is not only circling him but determined to expose him Dexter is being followed manipulated and mimickedleading him to realize that no one Piraten! likes to have a double especially when his double's goal is to kill him Double Dexter is complex and suspenseful and as always raucously entertainingfull of smart thrills and darkaughs that move effortlessly from a keen portrayal of Miami to Key West and beyond Like the previous five bestselling novels in the Dexter series this one is alive with the witty macabre originality that has propelled Jeff Lindsay to international succe.
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Dexter is as related to its two media universes I should say thereis as related to its two media universes I should say there spoilers for those who never read or seen Dexter but no spoilers for Double Dexter but Normally I find these books to be fun fast reads a bit goofy but entertainingSo where the hell did all of this misogyny "Come From Was I Reading " from Was I reading half of my brain for the past several books The answer must be yes At east before I found Astor and Deb to both be well I m Doubly Despondent to Discourse about this but the beginning 3 4 pages of this book are so Despairingly Dreadful that if this had been my first Dexter novel I would have stopped reading and never picked up another Here s the first couple of inesOf course there are clouds They take over the sky and hide that pulsing swollen moon that is clearing its throat above them Clearing its throat Seriously And it only gets worse from there It is the most floridly purple few pages I have ever read in a story that wasn t fanfic Luckily however it is only the Dark Passenger who writes The Complete Guide To Surfing Your Best like a twelve year old girl addicted to purple ink After we get past those few pages we switch to Dear Darkling Dexter s POV and we are back into a Delightful Drama of Disturbed and Demonic and solid proseIt s beginning to feel rather strange to be addicted to both the novels and the tv show however with their similar but diverging storylines I can deal with the total difference of personality Iove both psychopathic book Dexter and emotional tv Dexter but snapping back and forth between Dexter has a son Rita is dead Deborah has no clue vs Dexter has a daughter Rita is alive Deborah knows all feels a bit ike the universe is re creating itself every time I watchread one of Dexter s adventures Weirdness B 78% Good Notes Not entirely original but gives storylines and elements from previous books a polished and satisfying do over Alternate titles for this book Dexter Doesn t Do Dinner Dexter Gets a Cold Dexter Joins Boy Scouts and Dexter Meets JawsLet me get the really horrible shit out of the way I get the fact that Rita has always been the house wifey sort I dig that she enjoys cooking and cleaning and raising her kids I get that My wife and I have been togeth Oh Dexter Let me count the ways I ove you First off you are so slick Dexter Let me count the ways I ove you First off you are so slick hopeless at the same time I adore the messes you get into Secondly if you have to have side kicks to your story then who better than your potty mouth sister difficult stepchildren and flighty but ovely wife Thirdly you are a funny funny man twisted but funny Fourthly your stance on criminals now who can argue with that Fifthly you re a club scout participant who doesn t A Streetcar Named Desire. By Nicola Onyett (Philip Allan Literature Guide love a serial killer cub scout Reason the sixth Double Dexter my highly anticipated yearly fall treatIt s a killers dreamife great job fantastic family and time for deadly visits on the side what could be better That is until Dexter is caught in the act by some unknown observer Life uickly spirals into fits of worry and gasp emotion while Dexter fus. The dark and witty New York Times bestselling seriesThe inspiration for Showtime's critically acclaimed show Double Dexter is Jeff Lindsay's completely new wickedly entertaining novelA witness Such a simple concept and yet for Dexter Morgan the perfectly well disguised monster the possibility of a witness is unthinkable But when Dexter is on a very private very satisfying excursion one evening with a wretchedly deserving playmate the unthinkable happens someone sees himDexter is not at all pleased As an upstanding blood spatter analyst for the Miami Police Department he has always managed to keep. Ses over who his mystery follower could be and if he s safe Meanwhile ife goes on as crimes continue as per usual in Miami and Rita worries about the size of their house and if they should up size But Dexter s shadow is wittier than expected and between Rita work and the kids it seems ike Daddy Dexter has both gotten a The Women Of Apollo little soft and might have finally met his matchThis might have been my favorite Dexter book yet Iove what a tailspin family The Escape (Hendersons Boys, life has Dexter in If he s not trying to work out all of Rita s cryptic subtext and nonsensical conversations he s mooning over Lily Anne or trying to tame angsty tween Astor Meanwhile Brian is also still popping by for Friday family dinners and Debs is uite confusingly depending on her partner for a change Clearly Dexter is no match to simple every day familyifeAnd funny Yea Gods I was chortling the whole way through this atest Dexter Dramody The Cub scout Wilderness Weekend had me in tears and the hubby was uite sick of my case of the giggles by bedtime But so "help me the Cub scout eaders tirade on the deadly creatures of the " me the Cub scout Range leaders tirade on the deadly creatures of the outdoors coupled with Dexter and Cody s death by mosuito is enough to make me dieaughing all over again just thinking about itInsert the race to the finish competition between Dexter and his shadow and this book was 100% a page turning Besorah Of Yahusha Natsarim Version laugh outoud winner As a pure bonus of joy the story trundles down to Key West and staggers smack into the middle of Hemingway Days which was all the enjoyable knowing that author Jeff Lindsay s wife is Hemingway s niece Oh and did I mention there s a shark too No Well I suppose you The Dauntless (Spy Girl Book 5) ll just have to read Double Dexter for yourself then To be honest I ve only read the first three books in the Dexter series prior to reading this one which having read those first three books I probably never would have read if I hadn t won it in an online giveaway I don t remember Rita being as IMMENSELY ANNOYING in the first three books as she is in this one Maybe sheost her ability to complete a sentencethought somewhere in the fourth and fifth books I m not sure I also remember Dexter having some amount of depth and problem solving skills in the earlier books that was pretty much absent here There was than one occasion where a clue was revealed that made me think that Dexter would catch on to it uickly because it was that obvious but then another chapter or so would go past with him blissfully unaware until he stumbled over it after the fact I guess it was nice getting to feel smarter than the character pretty regularly but when I m reading something about someone who needs to be able to put two and two together to keep from dyinggoing to jail it s pretty disappointingAlso I can understand being proud of your child and their development especially in the case of a first child and an infant But The Near CONSTANT Belittling Of Dexter the near CONSTANT belittling of Dexter nephew in order to praise his daughter got real old real fast The jabs at the kid s intelligence and progress were off putting to say the eastAll in all the book was okay but it doe. The darker were off putting to say the eastAll in all the book was okay but it doe. The darker of his Christmas Countdown life out of the spotlightthe fun part where he finds truly bad people murderers who have escaped the reach of the justice system and uietly gives them his very special attentions But now that he's been seen and identified by his witness Dexter mustaunch himself into a different kind of huntMaking matters worse a brutal cop killer is targeting Miami's police detectives eaving behind bodies that are battered beyond recognitionand completely bloodless As the department grows fearful of the psychotic killer in their midst Dexter must handle his own crisis and come to terms. .